Your Team Name Is a Sexual Innuendo
Let's talk about your team name for a second. We'll keep a fantasy football focus, but feel free to apply this to your 12-inch softball and pub trivia teams, too.
That Ben Roethlisberger rape joke isn't funny. Never was. And you stole it from an Internet meme. We're sure you have an awesome play on Reggie Bush's name, Danny Woodhead's too. Save it. Your knack for predictably alluding to sexual situations with players' last names is the type of genius you should charge for.
Before you go with "Show Me Your TDs" for the fifth straight year, consider, like, "The Wolves" or something. Everyone respects a classic, you'd be wise to take it back to the basics.