OK, OK-Shia was injured his 2008 accident, but it was more hand-mangling than life-threatening, so let's take a look. The Transformers star's truck was hit-and flipped over-by a car that allegedly ran a red light, crushing his left hand in the process. Multiple months and surgeries later, he told EW, “My middle finger is still crooked as a f-ing noodle.” We'd sue that reckless driver for the emotional distress of never being able to properly flip someone off again.