A sloshed Matthew Fox punched the driver of a party bus in the boob and crotch after she refused to let him hop on-he must've really wanted to get on there, because he wasn't even a member of the party. But even if she'd been running the Charlie Sheen Bus Full of Blow and Hookers™, that's no excuse for boob-punching behavior. (Like Mom always said, never underestimate how far a simple “Please let me on this awesome bus full of blow and hookers” will get you.)