Wifey of: Jaromir Jagr, Philadelphia Flyers
Never mind his career. Jaromir is the man for this one. Throughout his storied career, the god has always kept a model under his wing. Inna might've made him retire his jersey, though. She's 26 and a former "Miss Internet" in Czechoslovakia. We're pretty sure she's giving the 40-year
old Jagr all he can handle.