Playing for the Baltimore Orioles Will Age You Faster Than Cocaine, Booze, and Cigarettes

Somebody schedule an intervention at Camden Yards!

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Remember that time-lapse video of Lindsay Lohan that made the Internet rounds last week? It turns out that playing for the Baltimore Orioles is actually worse for you than all the abuse LiLo has heaped on her body and face over the years. In the photo series above, you see Orioles second baseman Robert Andino's face go from 2010's "Let's play two!" in his second season in Baltimore, to last year's "Yeah, we suck, but I get paid to do this shit" smirk to today, when he's clearly had just about enough of dealing with the O's ineptitude. If Lohan's video serves as a warning about the perils of drugs and drink, Andino's series is a pretty clear indication that they need to start stocking more of the hard stuff in the Baltimore clubhouse.

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[via Big League Stew]

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