Let's say you marry a really, really dumb woman. She's cute in a way, but she's really, really, really dumb. How dumb? Unable to calculate simple math problems such as how far you'll travel in an hour if you're driving 80 MPH. What do you do? If you're this douchebag asshole, you film her attempting to do said math problem and post the agonizing response to YouTube for all the world to see. These two were driving from Logan, Utah to Boise, Idaho, a distance of 294 miles (and at 80 miles per hour, that comes to...too slow! 3 hours, 40 minutes, and 30 seconds). Is it fucked up to hope that the trip was part of a not-so-elaborate suicide pact?