MVSU guard Kevin Burwell stared President Obama down after draining a shot. [The Dagger]

Diego Maradona: "If Pele is Beethoven, I am the Bono." [Sport 360]

Here's a Miami Marlins jingle that the Marlins front office denies is associated with them. [Sun Sentinel]

Kyle Orton signed a deal with the Dallas Cowboys as Tony Romo's backup. [The Penalty Flag]

This is one of the most rowdy eight-year-old soccer games we've seen. [A Football Report]