30. Charlotte Bobcats

Record: 4 - 27
Last Week's Rank: 30
Last Week's Results: L vs. Philadelphia 89-98, (Mon); L @ Minnesota 90-102, (Wed); W @ Toronto 98-91, (Fri); L @ Indiana 73-108 (Sun)
This Week: vs. Indiana, Wednesday (2/22)

Somehow, Charlotte found a way to pull out the W over the Raptors this past Friday. Their victory must've been a great birthday present for Bobcats owner Michael Jordan...until he realized that his team still holds down the worst record in the NBA at 4-27. Hey MJ, maybe they can get a two-game winning streak for your birthday next year. —Jose Martinez