If you live in Dallas, Mark Cuban wants you to get drunk on St. Patrick's Day this year. Wait, check that. Not drunk. He wants you to get hammered this year. Like, if a few folks don't end up falling face-first in the middle of the street and pissing themselves while a parade float drives over top of them, he's gonna be very, very disappointed.
Why? Well, because Cuban just donated $40,000 of his own money to help save the annual Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dallas. And his reasoning for doing it was absolutely, 100 percent awesome.
"I just thought it was fair that more people should be able to kill as many brain cells on Greenville Avenue as I have in my life," he said. "I passed out in many booths there. I said if I have lost enough brain cells there, everybody will get that opportunity, too."
Annnnnnnd, that is why you're our favorite sports owner, Cubes. Someone buy that man a drink!
[via Larry Brown Sports]
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