Oh, Ndamukong Suh! Just a few weeks ago, you were one of the hottest players in the NFL and well on your way to leading the Detroit Lions to their first playoff appearance in—adds a 9, carries the 1—well, forever. And, now? We'll, you've turned into the laughingstock of the league thanks to your Thanksgiving Day stomp-heard-'round-the-sports-world. But, on a positive note, we do know exactly what to buy dad for Christmas now. So...thanks!

[via Sweater Punch]