The National Basketball Association is racist. That's the only explanation for the lack of white players in the L, right? It can't be because white guys can't jump or run.
OK, we jest. The NBA isn't racist (not that way at least). And white guys can jump! (Word to Rex Chapman.) Today is Larry Bird's 55th birthday, and in honor of the Legend's big day, we're giving shine—not too much, skin cancer is a mother!—to him and his fellow melanin-deficient hoop brothers. So from Hondo to Dolph, to Bradley and DeBusschere, here are the Greatest White* Players in NBA History...
*We're confining this list to North Americans with two white parents. So no Jason Kidd and no Dirk Nowitzki.
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JOe December 7th, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Where is Arvydas Sabonis? .... or even Marciulionis
chase December 7th, 2011 at 03:13 PM
no dirk? wtf
YaMindRight December 7th, 2011 at 04:04 PM
"*We're confining this list to North Americans with two white parents. So no Jason Kidd and no Dirk Nowitzki."
jonrud00 December 7th, 2011 at 05:05 PM
Where is Pistol Pete Maravich?
statingtheobvious December 7th, 2011 at 05:58 PM
No. 16
Efff February 4th, 2012 at 06:07 PM
right that is the problem...
smoove April 14th, 2012 at 08:14 PM
larry bird played all nba defebse? psh...
tc May 18th, 2012 at 11:51 PM
Bill Bradley wasn't a very good NBA player. He was only a college star and certainly not better than any of the other 24 players listed and about 100 more I'm sure we could find including Dirk, Sabonis, Westphal, Sabonis, Ginobili, Gasol x 2, Peja, Scrempf, M.Price. The more I think about it, the worse this list becomes.