It's day 1,981 (roughly) of the NBA Lockout. Colors seem to be fading. We have no food, no jobs...our pets' heads are falling off! In fact, the lockout is eerily similar to a movie script: there have been shocking plot twists, heroes, villains, and unexpected revelations. But will there be a happy ending? Sure, if Requiem for a Dream is your idea of a happy movie ending. So in the spirit of laughing to keep from crying, we've found the movie character equivalents of the key players in the lockout. Now, if we could all just leave the theater and go home to watch a damn basketball game...

By Ben York

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Tags: movies, nba, nba-lockout, david-stern, billy-hunter, derek-fisher, michael-jordan, nicolas-cage
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