9. Troy Polamalu
Product: Head & Shoulders
Now we know Troy has his hair insured for one million dollars, but a shampoo ad for a dude known to deliver some of the most brutal hits in NFL history just seems a bit off. His little, sad puppy dog face is even more of a violation. And they still, 'til this very day, continue with this ad campaign. We're looking at you Joe Mauer.