Matt Barnes is the latest to add new ink. Now he can watch you at all times! [DimeMag.com]

A 49ers fan tried to pee on people, fell down stairs and spat in an officer's face. Whoops! [SFExaminer.com]

Hopes for an NBA season are looking awful.  [BallDon'tLie]

It's a good thing Brock Osweiler is 6'8" and has a cannon. He was too dumb to notice his tattoo is misspelled. [KegsNEggs.com]

Steve Nash gets a bit quirky in his new Vitamin Water commercial. [BasketballJones]