Kelly Kapowski is like Baylor? Who cares, she's still Kelly Kaposki. [LostLetterman.com]

It's not just poker. It's Phil Hellmuth's life! Gosh! [JoeSportsFan.com]

Joe Namath loves wet ladies. [WithLeather.com]

Fox's Chris Meyers orders bourbon during a game. [Guyism.com]

A school bus with a jet engine can hit 320 MPH. [FromTheMarbles]