25. Lenny Dykstra

Active: 1985-1996
Teams: Mets/Phillies

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Your nickname is Nails? You're a badass. Born with a plug of chewing tobacco attached to your inner cheek? The surgeon general hopes it's not hereditary, but you're a badass. Busted with drugs and broke? Not so badass, but the first two put you in the club already. Free Lenny!

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