Say what you want about the guy—believe us, we certainly do!—but Cristiano Ronaldo's got game. On Wednesday night in a friendly against Chivas of Guadalajara, the Real Madrid striker managed to score three goals in just eight minutes towards the end of the match. As a result, Real Madrid got the W—and Ronaldo earned himself a slot on Twitter's Trending Topics this morning. Well played, sir. [via Huffington Post]