Either Chad Ochocinco has been really bored during the NFL lockout—or he's trying to position himself to become the next Dr. Ruth once his NFL career is over. Because yesterday, he took to his Twitter account to reveal the best way for females to achieve an orgasm. "Since sneezing is 1/4 of an orgasm," he tweeted, "women who have trouble climaxing should cover the bed with ground black pepper before sex. Problem solved." Um, yeah. Guys: Whatever you do, do not try this at home. [via Twitter]