Hear ye, hear ye, New York State Lotto. Your advertisements with the hidden-mouthed spokesman are old and tired. You want to see how its done? Take a look at this Kingdom-come lottery commercial from Washington state. 

What looks like it could be the trailer for the next period flick quickly turns into the wet dream a geek may or may not have had yet - a segway joust. Snubbin' your nose, cool guy? Take a look and tell us you wouldn't get down with this.

[Washington Lotto via Billionaire Boys Club]