Ron Artest has made us laugh a lot over the course of his career. Like the time he revealed that he used to chug Hennessey during halftime of games. Or the time he said he wanted Pau Gasol to appear on his mixtape. Or the time he shouted out his therapist after winning his first NBA title. But the Ron Artest: Ultimate Comedy Tour!? C'mon, son! We know you've seen the mess Charlie Sheen has gotten himself into by trying to do standup. So do us all a favor and stick to doing what you do best: Firing up crazy 3s and catching the evil eye from Kobe. [via Ball Don't Lie]