Know what you won't be hearing from us in this post? Any Delonte-West-plowed-Bron-Bron's-mom jokes! Because from the sound of things, Gloria James is bound to hunt us down and give us the goddamned business if she hears us talking disrespectfully about her. Early this morning, she got booked on misdemeanor assault charges—at the fuckin' Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami of all places!—and while details about exactly what happened are still sketchy (she reportedly assaulted a valet who was taking too long with her car), we do know this: We're done messing around with that lady. Clearly, we need to start respecting her G. [via NBC Miami]
LeBron's Mom Must Throw a Mean One-Two Punch
She got booked on misdemeanor assault charges in Miami early this morning.
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