Albert Haynesworth Doesn't Like Black Girls

Albert Haynesworth Doesn't Like Black Girls

Sigh! We feel your pain right now, Redskins fans. Yesterday in court, it was revealed that Albert Haynesworth gave what has to be the lamest defense against a sexual abuse charge in the history of sexual abuse charges when he was accused of it back in February. Big Al was brought up on charges after he allegedly swiped a credit card through the cleavage of a waitress but, according to court documents, the incident in question never happened because...well, we'll let your man tell it.

"I didn't touch her," Haynesworth reportedly told a security guard shortly after the alleged incident before adding that he doesn't "even like black girls." Later, during an interview with police, he added: "I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn't tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me." That's his defense, and no matter how fuckin' ridiculous it sounds to you, me, or anyone with one ear and half a brain, he's sticking to it. [via The Big Lead]

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