Tiger Woods is apparently getting on with his life again. He's playing golf, he's doing late-night talk shows and, if you believe everything you read in the British tabloids—and really, why the fuck shouldn't you?—he's shacking up with a new chick. Her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston, she's 22, she wants to play on the LPGA Tour one day, she's already been exposed for the DUI she got arrested for last year, and her and Tiger "have been spotted on Woods' yacht." So, yeah. They're practically married at this point! Let's just hope the rest of Tiger's jumpoffs don't mind... [Daily Mail, via Huffington Post]