No, Derek Jeter still isn't talking about the mansion he finished building recently. The 30,875-square-foot palace is the 10,000-pound elephant sitting on the water in Tampa, Fla. that everyone loves to talk about—but no one seems to know anything about. So The New York Times sent a reporter down there to talk to Jeter's garbage man, a local 7-11 cashier, a neighbor, and just about anyone they could find to talk about Jeter's crib. And here's what they learned: Derek Jeter is a rich guy with a big fuckin' house. Still, it's worth a second look. [via NYT]