Man, we can't wait to see Derrick Rose next month at the Slam Dunk Contest in L.A.. We can't wait to see him catch a lob and just AHHHHHHHH! all over the rim while the judges hold up 10s, the fans chant his name and...wait, what do you mean Derrick Rose didn't get invited to participate? *Blank stare* Are you kidding us? ARE YOU $&%*^*@ KIDDING US? Listen, we're all suuuuper-excited to see Blake Griffin, Brandon Jennings, JaVale McGee (ummm....) and Serge Ibaka (double-ummm....) show off their best dunk faces, but how did the NBA pass up on the chance to feature this? Sorry, David Stern, but you lost on this one. Word to Stacey King's commentary.

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