GAME: Week 11 - Chicago @ Miami
WHO FOUGHT: Urlacher's grandpa and a masked Dolphins fan
WHO WON: Urlacher's grandpa
COMPLEX SAYS: All the action takes place in the first few seconds of this sorta-fight. Had the confrontation not been broken up, we'd definitely put money on ol' gramps. Dude's prolly fought two wars—some 100-pound foolio full of Coors Light ain't gonna pose a problem.