8. Jamal Crawford
Victim: Jamal Crawford
Decades from now, when inquisitive aliens sift through the rubble of our civilization and the Palin/Beck armageddon, Jamal Crawford's resumé will show him as a journeyman who chucked up a lot of shots. But we know the truth: Craw has some of the filthiest handles of anyone over 6'4". This clip shows his patented move, a crossover/ball-fake/jump-stop that leaves hapless Kirk Hinrich flailing at air like a mental hospital patient swatting invisible talking bees. He got Deron Williams with it, too.