Teddy Pendergrass reincarnated? Nah, that's just what Jets' All-Pro cornerback Darrelle Revis looks like after finally ending his 36-day holdout. Turn off the lights! [ESPN New York]
It always hurts like a motherfucker when you take it in the eye. Pause. Just ask Florida Marlins left fielder Logan Morrison. [The Golden Sombrero]
Wayne Rooney was (allegedly) smashing a Â£1,200 hooker while his wife was pregnant? Stay classy, English footballers. [News of the World]
The Heisman Trophy trust is forcing Reggie Bush to cough up his award by the end of the month. We already told you, homie isn't the first to lose his trophy...and most likely won't be the last. [Washington Post]
Fuck fight negotiations, Pacman might wanna knock out Floyd Mayweather for free after this rant—followed by the obligatory half-ass apology. Yo PBF, at least make your racist snaps accurate! Sushi?!?! [Deadspin]
Terrell Owens is reportedly dating (and possibly engaged to) an R&B singer who happens to be a fellow reality-TV star on VH1. She wanna be down with you? [Terez Owens]
The Patriots should start asking the Oakland Raiders what it's like to deal with an unhappy Randy Moss. With no contract for Tom Brady or a slew of other players, it looks like it's going to be a long season in New England.
[AFC East Blog]