ISSUE: New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after getting into a altercation with his father-in-law at Citi Field following a Mets loss. Rodriguez tore an arm ligament during the fight and will miss the rest of the season.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: You know those Latins have anger issues because of their fiery jalapeno-like tempers. Calm down, ese—lest we take a closer look at your immigration records.
DARK MAN X SAYS: Whether Latin, white, or black, baseball players definitely lead all other athletes in injury fails.
COMPLEX SAYS: Though somewhat gully and entertaining, this is just the latest L for the Messropolitans.