Keane never makes a quiet exit, and his departure from United was no different. In late 2005, United were struggling and had just been thumped by Middlesbrough. Keane, injured at the time, slaughtered his teammates on the in-house television network MUTV. The tape was buried by the club, but it somehow leaked. The criticised players—Darren Fletcher and Rio "you think you are a superstar" Ferdinand—pretended it didn't matter, but Keane and Fergie had a crisis meeting. The captain was gone by the end of the month. Now where have we seen this before? Oh yeah.