To-do list: Take random doping test. If only Rio had had a smartphone, everything may have been alright. Whether he dodged it on purpose or not, Rio's excuse—that he is merely forgetful and simply went shopping to buy things for his new house—for missing a drug test at United's training ground in 2003 didn't quite hold up. The player was slapped with an eight-month ban, missing the rest of the league season as well as England's Euro 2004 campaign. Because he got high? Begs the question...