Rags choke? You must be Jokinen.

Six-Word Recap: Complex chronicles a notable sporting event from the previous day in six words.

Bye bye Rags! Philly overcame King Hank and the Rangers to take the last playoff spot in the East, and we have one question for Torts: Fuck you left Gaborik on the bench for? Dumbass. Watch the whole shootout below and add your own Six-Word Recap in the comments...

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