Ron Artest gives you that funk, that tweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.

Not everybody's fit to twit, nitwits. If not a damn person on this earth has ever wondered what's rollin' around in your head, chances are you don't need to fill us in. And if you are gonna share your every move and thought with the world, you and they had better be absolutely fucking fascinating, like Ron Artest, who we are now crowning the undisputed Twitter King after reading his updates from the last week.

Long before tweets, the NBA bad boy perplexed people by applying for a Circuit City job to get the employee discount, brawling with fans in Detroit, and starting a second career as a rapper just because he loves to rap. Most athletes regurgitate carefully rehearsed clich├ęs, especially after they join a polished team like the Los Angeles Lakers, as Ron-Ron did this summer, but you can only expect the unexpected from QB's finest, especially now that he can take you inside his mind, 140 uncut raw characters at a time. If you're not following the man, you should be. For proof, just check out Ron-Ron's 10 best tweets. He'll show you how to do this, son!

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