Stan Van Gundy just learned what it's like to have Shaq rip your balls off and shove them down your throat.
Shaq is back! Yes, Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal is playing well after struggling through injuries that made him look like a broken down codger. But more importantly, he's regained his shit-talking form. His latest shit storm started brewing during Tuesday night's 111-99 loss to the Magic, when Shaq attempted to draw an offensive foul on Dwight Howard with a highly offensive flop after the Orlando center gave him a light elbow tap. The tomfoolery led Magic coach Stan Van Gundy, who coached Shaq on the Miami Heat, to say that he was shocked by the cheap move and that O'Neal should play like a man.
Never one to let his manhood be challenged, Shaq shot back that his flop reminds "master of panic" Van Gundy of his whole career. This is the press conference version of Shaq power dunking on a rival and hanging on the rim to ensure they get a nice strong whiff of his crotch funk as he teabags them. It's good to have the big man back in full force. Hopefully he keeps it up and is even able to surpass the hilarity of these six classic emasculations...
SHAQ GIVES THE SACRAMENTO KINGS A SEX CHANGE
SHAQ-MASCULATION RATING:
• Fast forward to 2:14 to see Shaq ending the war of words between his Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings by calling them the Sacramento Queens. (Get it? They're either women or Sweet 'N Low!) Personally, we would have made a joke about Sac-town not seeing clearly due to their Arabian goggles.
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KO March 6th, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Shaq and the reporter are good friends. That was pretty typical of them.
ed March 7th, 2009 at 08:48 PM
you can't emasculate Ron Van Gundy Jeremy. Are you serious? Ron Jeremy is two feet shorter and six inches longer. I'd get all paranoid and overreact if I was shaq too.
Dale Brown March 8th, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Outside of Ali, has there ever been a better sports personality? May Big Cactus' impending retirement bring about Kazaam II.