Director: Julio Medem
Stars: Elena Anaya, Natasha Yarovenko, Enrico Lo Verso
What five minutes were like: Room in Rome banks off the antiquated idea that foreign accents = sexy, and so puts two "hilariously" foreign women together in a hotel in Rome. There they pretend to talk about art and other things while wearing soft robes that they soon take off, saying things like, "Your skin. Your skin is incredible. Your skin is like the Russian Steppe." Except you can't understand the lines because of the thick accents.