Director: Bret Wood
Stars: Kristi Casey, David Weber, Zoë Cooper
What five minutes were like: Filmed like a weirdly sexual episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, this very low-budget high-concept nightmare is riddled with echoing sound, cheap sets, and iMovie transitions. To say that it's missing nudity would be to imply that there was anyone attractive in it. The soundtrack is pretty rockin', though.