Director: Didier LePecheur
Stars: √Člodie Bouchez, Jean-Marc Barr, Martin Petitguyot
What five minutes were like: In a search for deeper meaning, this movie adopts blue palette and some really somber facial expressions. Apparently this girl was dead earlier in the movie, until the mortician tried to have sex with her. She's slightly more interesting now. She also seems to be pretty much the only woman in this movie. Sex and death make everything blue colored. Repeat.