Starring: Rosie O'Donnell
Synopsis: O'Donnell stars in Everybody Hates Rosie as the loveable but still awful "Rosie," a retired talk show host who, trust me, doesn't deserve happiness. I mean, she's really a terrible human being. Look at her.
Excerpt From the New York Times Review: "Mr. Trump seems so belabored to assert that yes, everybody does hate Ms. O'Donnell—so much so, however, that one would be forgiven for thinking that actually, he loves her."