Gird your loins, users of the World Wide Web. Resident mobile app mogul, selfie queen, latex enthusiast, and Snapchat guru Kim Kardashian has issued a directive to fans that they should "get ready" for her to post a nude selfie. It's a fair and considerate warning, considering the implosion of friendships, shifting of celebrity alliances, and heated international discussions about fourth-wave feminism that have occurred in the wake of the release of her other naked photos.
According to Entertainment Tonight, Kardashian reportedly asked a crowd gathered Friday at the #BlogHer16 conference if she's "posted a nude selfie since I lost all my baby weight.” “I don’t think so," she told those assembled, "Get ready.”
Given the interview Kanye West did with Harper's Bazaar last month, we're guessing Kardashian's husband supports the decision.
"I love her nude selfies," West said. "Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like it's almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think it's important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing."
Kardashian would also like to know why the world cares so much about her naked photos, given that people have "seen this a million times."
"When I post something, whether it's a nude selfie or something, I don't post it trying to get a reaction. I post it because I like the photo," Kardashian said on Friday. "Sometimes I laugh. Like, I can't even believe this photo's getting a reaction. Haven't they seen this a million times?"