You’ve heard of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. You probably stayed up many a night waiting for your invitation to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now, there’s a brand new school in the works that will teach wealthy kids about the finer things in life—and it’s not even fictional.
Kardashian bestie Jonathan Cheban is working on a learning institution called the International School of New York which will be headquartered in Trump Tower. While we’re not sure of the complete syllabus, he will act as the "Dean of Pop Culture," preparing kids for the real world… sort of.
"Wealthy kids from all over the world will learn things about private aviation, social media, quality of diamonds, types of caviar, mixed in with economics and other fundamental undergrad and grad classes," he said in an interview with New You. "This is the social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money. If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats."
It’s a hard world out there. Rich kids gotta learn, I guess.