Well, the day is now upon us. After getting abominably wasted with everyone from your hometown that you're slowly but surely starting to loathe, you'll now be treated to an entire day's worth of exhausting topical conversations with relatives you only see once a year and, if you're lucky, maybe a quick Pornhub search of things like "Thanksgiving blowjob" or "Walmart." But who will guide us through the maze of familial delusion on this most contentious of American days?
This guy, of course:
In addition to breaking down why exactly Thanksgiving is actually a rather thankless marathon of misguided verbal brawls with people you don't particularly like but obligation says you should love, former presidential candidate Stephen Colbert also served up his own meal for Gloria Estefan and his TV fam:
You were not invited! Happy Thanksgiving. Or whatever.
