Bill Cosby Insists His Career Is "Far From Finished"

In the midst of widespread public backlash and several canceled shows accused rapist Bill Cosby still thinks he has a career. The once beloved comedian released a statement Wednesday to his remaining fans thanking them for their support and insisting his career is "far from finished." 

Here's the letter in its delusional, stubborn entirety:

Dear Fans: For 53 years you have given me your love, support, respect and trust. Thank you! I can't wait to see your smiling faces and warm your hearts with a wonderful gift — LAUGHTER. I'm ready!

I thank you, the theatre staff [Heymann Performing Arts Center], the event organizers and the Lafayette Community for your continued support and coming to experience family, fun entertainment.

Hey, Hey, Hey — I'm far from finished.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby

That's an awful lot of confidence from a man accused of rape by more than 30 women. At 78 years old Cosby can't even be sure his life is far from finished. 

[via Defamer]