20 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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Brilliant usage of Black parent quote here.

Pray for Hazel-E, y'all. Pray that the Lord may deliver her from Yung Berg's dick, which has confused her into thinking she has any chance of winning his heart. That she may focus on something else—I don't know, a man who will actually respect her—so that Teairra Mari of all people won't be able to judge her any longer. Amen.

Honest question.

So I can't really say it's "nice" that a brutal dictator isn't dead or has been seized in a military coup, but I will at least co-sign the sentiment that Kim Jong-un gotta cut this fucking hair off. He looks like an older chubby Asian Miguel trying to look like Frankie Lymon. It ain't it, dude.

And the trill award goes to...

Even so, we still have to thank her and Diddy for originating the Shmoney dance.

Ridiculously accurate.

Pay homage to your auntie next month at Thanksgiving, though. She is bound to show you how it's really done after everyone finishes dinner.

Probably also pretending she never existed.

When word got out that Mary J. Blige's musical daughters, Keyshia Cole and K. Michelle, were doing a joint tour together, Black Twitter immediately and hysterically pounced—coming with various names for the looming tour. I laughed, a lot—but I wouldn't mind downing some brown liquor and watching these two scream and shout about trifling men. Hopefully this ends better than that time Jay Z took that dude from Chicago with the penchant for (allegedly) peeing on tour with him.

I feel like Hitachi is also the brand of the too expensive TV Martin Lawrence tried to buy on an episode of Martin.

See Monica's "Blackberry," which is now antiquated in terms of title but everlasting as far as being a good bop goes.

Now I have "Day's never finished. Massa got me workin'. Someday mass set me free," stuck in my head on loop. Yes, in Cartman's voice.

I also feel like this is just how many people in the Midwest dress?

Take that, take that?

I would comment, but I don't want to end up in the very last circle of hell.

People with face tattoos are also more than likely able to kill you, so let's move on.

That said, Taylor Swift still pulls, though.

Word. Iggy Azalea is not going to give you Crocodile Dundee tales when she's profiting off of pretending to be from the same hood as Diamond from Crime Mob.

At last count, Columbus Short was battling legal trouble, eviction, and signs that he's bat shit crazy. But hey, love is blind or some shit. Nah, you need to run, woman. Fast.