Four Loko Celebrates the Seasons with a Horrible-Sounding Pumpkin Spice Concoction

Four Loko is releasing a Pumpkin Spice flavor for you to enjoy this fall. Woof.

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Ah, the fall. The leaves change, the air turns crisp, and seasonal flavors hit all your favorite foods. While lattes and beers have long come in a pumpkin variety, there could always be a decidedly less appetizing option: Four Loko.

Yes, some have suggested that the drink that was once banned for being too dangerous should come out with their own Pumpkin Spice flavor. As if everyone needed a way to make their fall semester of college that much more grimy and disgusting.

Is there any reason for the good people at Four Loko not to try this? Short of putting caffeine back in their drink, it's really the only way they can turn things around at this point.

[via Elite Daily]

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