Address: 339 Saratoga Rd., Honolulu

Honolulu Magazine has described Arnold’s as representative of “the dive end of the neo-tiki-bar continuum.” We don’t know what that means, but it sure sounds good. We do know that this means the opportunity to take your picture next to a statue of a topless hula girl. Touristy areas are so often filled with wall-to-wall Bubba Gump Peace Frogs bull. If you go to Arnold’s you’ll get the real deal, and we’re told that you’ll get it with a smile.