It's not much of a secret that the United States has a long history of police actions and 'spreading' democracy around the globe.

It's also not much of a secret that our prison industrial complex incarcerates more US cititzens than China thanks largely in part to the failed policies of the war on drugs. Don't get me wrong, America is great and I love access to clean drinking water, but there's always room for improvement. 

That's where Captain America comes in. Who better to point our nation's shortcomings than a living piece of propaganda designed to sell war bonds come to life? Did you know that we're ranked 24th in global literacy? 

Don't believe me? Just listen to the chubby Captain courtesy of Fox's ADHD.

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