San Francisco was the second city of the beatniks, breeding den of the hippies, and haven for the gays before it was OK. These days The City by the Bay is bursting with douchebags. This is, after all, the birthplace of Burning Man, the largest yearly gathering of counterculture-posturing douches on Earth, popularized by the same brogrammers who are pushing all the interesting people out of this town. Techie douches are only the newcomers, though. For years 'Frisco (don't call it that) has been fostering entitled frat boys, pervy old men, and self-important hipsters. Who better to judge these jackasses than that douche who sits in the corner of the bar by himself, taking strangers' inventories and writing it all down? Come take a tour of The 25 Douchiest Bars in San Francisco.

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