Who said it: Jason Schwartzman in The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
Argument: When your significant other takes one too many pieces of food off your plate.

Fellas, don't you hate when your girl takes your wings when all she ordered was a salad? Sorry to go full Def Comedy Jam, but, seriously, boundaries. You love her and she looks good, but right now, so does your food. Sometimes, love is about saying no.