A Florida woman unsatisfied with the preparation of her waffles called 911 to complain, authorities say. 

The Tampa Police Department released audio of the Jan. 30 call, where the woman explained that she wanted waffles removed from her tab at the Village Inn restaurant, but her server refused to do so after accusing her of being drunk. Though the dispatcher offered to send police to help resolve the situation, the issue was rightfully dismissed as a "civil matter."

Local police elected to release the call to remind people that 911 is reserved for emergencies. Don't call them for petty, flat-out ridiculous reasons—especially when you're drunk.

[via Time]