For a minute there it looked like Hov thought he and the wife were back in the foyer next to his Warhol, and not front and center at the Staples Center with millions watching from home. And who can blame him for going for the grope when Beyoncé looked as amazing as she did (read: always does) during their performance of "Drunk in Love"?

And while the Grammy producers have typically itchy censor-trigger fingers, the bleeping of Bey's "We woke up in the kitchen" has got to take the cake for the "Geez, Guys, Be More Prude Award."